Een alternatief oikoumenisch perspectief

De meeste verandering gaat van nature langzaam, maar soms in een ogenblik!

Van lock-down naar slow-down! Laat je niet gek maken en blijf lachen…

  • Agnosticism: Nobody can know why lock-downs happen.
  • Applied mathematics: The probability of lock-down happening approaches unity.
  • Anarchism: Your personal lock-down is political.
  • Anthroposophy: Lock-down should be ended on a root day with a waning moon.
  • Ascetism: If lock-down happens, renounce it.
  • Atheism: Lock-downs happen by coincidence.
  • Behaviourism: You are conditioned to having lock-downs happen.
  • Biblical creationism: Lock-down happens because God created it.
  • Buddhism: Lock-downs happening are an illusion.
  • Bureaucracy: I don’t care if lock-down happens as long as you fill out the forms.
  • Calvinism: Lock-downs happen because you don’t work hard enough.
  • Cannabism: Only half a lock-down then?
  • Capitalism: Lock-downs happen because there is demand for it.
  • Cartesianism: Lock-down happens to me, therefore it exists.
  • Christian Science: Lock-down is in your mind.
  • Classical physics: Lockdown does not “happen”, it just moves around.
  • Gnosticism: As locked-down above, so locked-down below.
  • Communism: Lock-downs should be owned by the people.
  • Confucianism: Confucius says “Lock-downs happen”.
  • Conservatism: They do not make lock-downs happen like they used to.
  • Catholocism: If lock-down happens you deserve it.
  • Climatactivism: If lock-down happens make it CO2 neutral.
  • Conspiracy-theoretics: Lock-down happening is a hoax.
  • Cynicism: Of course lock-downs happen.
  • Deconstructionist: Lock-downs happen in hegemonic meta-narratives.
  • Diplomacy: Let us pretend lock-down does not happen.
  • Ecologism: Lock-down is an integral part of a bigger lock-down system.
  • Economics: Lock-downs happen because consumers loose faith in the future.
  • Environmentalism: Lock-down happening could help restore the balance between humans and the various natural systems on which they depend in such a way that all the components are accorded a proper degree of sustainability.
  • Epicureanism: Let’s have a lock-down party and celebrate happiness without causing suffering or sadness.
  • Existentialism: Absurd lock-down.
  • Fascism: Let us only lock-down specific groups of listed people.
  • Feminism: It’s men making lock-downs happen.
  • Hare Krishna: Lock-down happens, coronaRama coronaRama.
  • Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good lock-down happening.
  • Hinduism: Lock-downs happen in Kali Yuga.
  • Holistic Physics: If lock-downs happen, they happen everywhere at once.
  • Islam: Lock-downs happening is the Will of Allah.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knock, knock, lock-down will not happen to 144.000 people.
  • Judaism: Why does lock-down always happen to us?
  • Liberalism: Lock-down should not happen tomorrow.
  • Libertarianism: Free will is logically incompatible with a locked-down planet.
  • Marxism: Lock-down-religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
  • Microcomputing: If lock-down breaks down, we will fix it in the next version.
  • Mormonism: Lock-downs will happen again.
  • Mysticism: Just experience lock-down happening.
  • Nihilism: Who cares about a lock-down?
  • Moonies: Only happy lock-downs really happen.
  • Occultism: Lock-downs materialize from other planes of existence.
  • Optimism: If lock-down happens, we will find a way to use it for the better.
  • Parapsychology: Lock-down happens without material causes.
  • Patriotism: Our lock-down is the best, we’re proud of it.
  • Pentecostalism: In Jesus’ name open up this lock-down.
  • Permaculture: Lock-down locally, emprison globally.
  • Pessimism: If lock-down happens, there will not be enough toilet paper.
  • Platonism: The lock-down shows that believers of empirical knowledge are trapped in a ‘lock-down’ of misunderstanding.
  • Politics: If lock-down happens, make a deal with it.
  • Protestantism: Let this lock-down happen to someone else.
  • Puritanism: God wants us to live by the Lock-down scriptures.
  • Quantum physics: 1. Lock-downs are invisible. 2. Lock-downs happen but you can not predict where and when.
  • Rastafarianism: By the rivers of Babylon we were locked-down.
  • Scientism: Technology will save you from lock-downs for always.
  • Scientific reductionism: Lock-downs happen because they evolved from primitive lock-downs.
  • Scientology: We show you the way, out of lock-down, you pay.
  • Seventh Day Adventist: No lock-down on Saturdays.
  • Slavery: Don’t bite the hand that locks you down.
  • Socialism: If lock-downs happen, let us distribute them equally.
  • Soefism: There is only 1 lock-down.
  • Stoicism: This lock-down is its own reward, I continue with what I was doing.
  • Terrorism: Lock-down will happen unless you do as I say.
  • Taoism: Lock-downs happen.
  • Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of a lock-down happening?
  • Zoroastrianism: Lock-downs happen half the time.

De “Shit happens” lijsten die ik heb gebruikt vind je hier: https://friesian.com/no-shit.htm en https://www.goudentips.org/shithappens.html.

Morgen weer eens een wat “padpraat” over het echte stapelwerk en nu als uitsmijter een prettig perspectief van Alan Watts: